Don‘t Tell Me What I Can‘t Do!

Episode 16 - Outlaws

Sawyer is convinced a boar is out to get him; we learn that he had a horrible and traumatic childhood. Andrew & M.C. discuss the Mark Cherry tour de force Desperate Housewives. It's a satire.

Episode 15 - Homecoming

Claire returns but with amnesia; Charlie fuckin' shoots someone. Andrew & M.C. discuss Ethan's potential dolphin genetics and British television.

Episode 14 - Special

Michael wants to build a raft and is not cool with Walt's friendship with Locke; we find out Walt and Michael hadn't seen each other in eight years. Andrew needs M.C.'s help to parse a meme, and they refuse to cut Susan any slack.

Episode 13 - Hearts and Minds

Boone and Shannon have a messy quasi-incestuous relationship, which we learn about when Boone gets jealous of Sayid paying attention to Shannon. Andrew & M.C. speculate about Locke's and Hurley's BDSM proclivities.

Episode 12 - Whatever the Case May Be

Kate has a complete meltdown over a toy plane in a Halliburton case. M.C. recounts her tenure as Student Council President, and Andrew chats with her about corpses on T.V.

Episode 11 - All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

We learn more about Jack's relationship with his Daddy while he feels like he let Claire and Charlie down by allowing them to be kidnapped; Locke and Boone find a mysterious Hatch in the jungle. Andrew & M.C. revel in the luxury of Javier Grillo-Marxuach's name.

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Episode 10 - Raised By Another

Hurley starts a census of the survivors while Claire thinks about how she had consulted a psychic and was planning to offer her baby up for adoption. Andrew & M.C. talk about film flubs and how the psychic played for Foghat.

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(Also, Andrew is in the front seat for Ethan.)

Episode 9 - Solitary

Sayid used to torture people in the Republican Guard and now he's being tortured by the mysterious French woman on the Island. Andrew & M.C. shout out Nasim Pedrad and muse about military uniforms.

Guest appearance from Clay.

Episode 8 - Confidence Man

Shannon has asthma and Sawyer ends up getting tortured by Sayid over it. Andrew & M.C. contemplate dying miserable and broken. Improvisatory politics.

Episode 7 - The Moth

Charlie suffers heroin withdrawal and accepts Locke's help kicking the habit; then, there's a cave-in. Andrew & M.C. laugh about the reappearance of John DiMaggio and lament the confounding Windows control panel.